rosaparking:

rosaparking:

what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?

a useless piece of shit

my ex is a boomerang that doesnt work

(via everytimeidiabetes)

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we are all fester

(Source: rachellweisz, via everytimeidiabetes)

LIFE HACK

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via suck-my-fucking-dick)

theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(via kanyewestmidlands)

i was born pissed off

killerladyboner:

babyha-nel47:

alixy:

This picture is in time with the average heart rate. What you’re hearing is the sound of your blood pumping, which you aren’t normally aware of. This picture tricks your mind into making yourself aware of your heart rate, so you hear it.

OH MY GOD.
THIS GIF.

Holy shit

killerladyboner:

babyha-nel47:

alixy:

This picture is in time with the average heart rate. What you’re hearing is the sound of your blood pumping, which you aren’t normally aware of. This picture tricks your mind into making yourself aware of your heart rate, so you hear it.

OH MY GOD.

THIS GIF.

Holy shit

(Source: ruoloc, via kanyewestmidlands)

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stephinfectionn:

kanyewesticle:

I think about this picture a lot

Rob.

stephinfectionn:

kanyewesticle:

I think about this picture a lot

Rob.

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